January 2012
4 posts
“I will forever love you, Oxford Comma… I will never forget you… My world does not make sense without you.”
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A Strongly Worded Letter to an American
Dear President Theodore Roosevelt,
Where have you gone? Where is you soft-spoken manner and your large wooden beating implement? We need them now more than ever. Even your Food and Drug Administration has gone to the pigs. In the words of Paul Simon, “Where have gone, Teddy Roosevelt? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you! Ooh ooh ooooh!”
At this point, most of my critics will...
A Sternly Worded Letter
Dear Congressman who does not understand how the Internet works,
You preceded a statement in front of The House of Representatives with, “From my perspective as just a good ol’ country boy, this is the only way that I can understand this complex stuff.” Later you went on to say, “I’m no nerd, but…” One of your colleagues also suggested that a hearing...
Here's a Thought...
Seeing as this is my first post, I will try to make this interesting…. Yeah, I got nothing. So… I will simply introduce myself. I am Danny Pirate, the Bearded Satirist. I like hats and angry liberalism… Actually, I just like my angry liberalism. Everyone else’s is drenched with Starbucks and crap music. I would be a Conservative, but being a crazy socialist/witch hunter who...
