A Reflection on Spring Break
Dear Americans/Americanettes, I know I have done a very poor job of managing this blog, but hey, that’s the life of an international man of mystery such as myself. So, for you, my loving audience and/or syndicate of my most hated foes, I will report on my spring break. It was a party. Party hardy party time booyah, sirs and madams. Basically, I went on an epic adventure through space,...
My Family of 1up
Me: Sorry, I can't eat that.
Mom: He gave up candy for Lent
Opa: I gave up candy for Diabetes.